Sophie Turner Learned She Was Getting A Divorce the Same Way We Did, On Social Media
Stars, they’re just like us — and by just like us, we mean that they too learn of their high-profile divorces by reading the tabloids.
Published 1 year ago in Funny
Stars, they’re just like us — and by just like us, we mean that they too learn of their high-profile divorces by reading the tabloids.
Game of Thrones star Sophie Turner filed a lawsuit in New York City against her soon-to-be ex-husband, rocker Joe Jonas, on Thursday insisting he return their two daughters to her home country of England and revealing that she learned alongside the rest of the world that the pair were getting a divorce.
Sophie Turner is suing Joe Jonas to return kids to her home in England, PageSix reports.
— Pop Base (@PopBase) September 21, 2023
Turner filed the lawsuit requesting to secure “the immediate return of children wrongfully removed or wrongfully retained.” pic.twitter.com/7UPpJNFFL4
"On or about September 1, 2023, the Father filed a divorce case against the Mother in Florida,” read the suit, obtained by E! News. “On or about September 5, 2023, the Mother found out through the media that the Father had filed for divorce."
Considering the end of their marriage came about "very suddenly" after an argument in mid-August, the question of who would look after their children, Willa, 3, and D.J., 1, evidently proved a challenge.
While Jonas left Turner’s native England with their two daughters in late July as the actress set to begin filming the upcoming ITVX series, Joan, this “temporary agreement” recently went astray, the Do Revenge actress stating that as of September 20, Jonas had a "wrongful retention"of their children.
Though Jonas denounced the lawsuit as “misleading” — “The children were not abducted,” he explained in a statement to People — one thing is certain: As @hollyhollssss so aptly asked on Twitter, “has Joe Jonas ever broken up with someone in person?”
has joe jonas ever broken up with someone in person https://t.co/LJKBoXbeQw
— holly✨⸆⸉ (@hollyhollssss) September 21, 2023
Guy Gives Fantastic Sound Effect Describing Hearing F-35 Crash
Though soul icon James Brown may have passed away in 2006, his funky spirit lives on in South Carolina resident Randolph White.
Published 1 year ago in Funny
Though soul icon James Brown may have passed away in 2006, his funky spirit lives on in South Carolina resident Randolph White, who offered one heck of a high note while recounting hearing the unmanned F-35 Fighter Jet crash land near his home.
“I was in the bathroom, taking a shave, and I heard a screeching. Between a screech and a whistle,” White 72, recalled to local news outlet WBTW before offering an impression of the crash so spectacular, it would make the world’s greatest foley artist retire in shame.
“I said, what in the world is this? And I heard a boom! Then my whole house shook,” he continued.
James Brown is from Barnwell, South Carolina 2 hours from this man and you can absolutely hear it https://t.co/MKvXoh0zk7
— Kristi Yamaguccimane (@TheWapplehouse) September 20, 2023
But White’s home was far from the only thing left shook from this ordeal, his impressive vocals shooting him to viral fame.
“THE JAMES BROWN SOUND EFFECT IS TAKING ME OUT,” wrote @Theblairwitches, one of the several commenters likening White to the late music legend.
“This is one of the best interviews in the history of news,” added @jo_el1106, while @Phil_Lewis_ confessed that he had “watched this too many times.”
And they’re not wrong. To paraphrase @espiers, we would listen to any story this guy wants to tell us about anything.
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